Autonomous Tweek
To Hinder a Person From Coming Into Your House

dianaandpansson:

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"If you don’t want a man to come to your dwelling, then carve this stave into rowan wood, when the sun is in her highest stead, and go three times with the sun [riett saelis] and three times widdershins [ranga-saelis] around your farm and hold onto the wand of rowan wood onto which the stave has been carved, and onto some sharp thorn grass [thistle]” and then lay both of them together up over your door.”

The Galdrabok, Translated by Stephen Flowers

piercingsandink:

quickweaves:

guccimaneuver:

britteryikes:

This is terrifying.

this is so fucking disgusting smh

My god I have never seen something so terrifying in my entire life

That’s disgusting, I can’t believe the cops would fucking do that. Actually I can because 50% of them are cunts.

kronosaturn:

Cheers!

kronosaturn:

Cheers!

etteluor:

listoflifehacks:

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norse-nature-spirit:

ydrill:

Enjoying bath

awwwe cuties :3

makaveli-soldier:

boomerstarkiller67:

Mego Comic Action Heroes (1976)

Why do they all look like they’re having a wank?